jueves, 6 de marzo de 2014

10 today Some funny intelligent comments people make




"No one political party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties.”

“She said she was approaching (acercando a un edad) forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.”

“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out ( pagar la fianza) . A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set (the t.v. = the telly) , I go into the other room and read a book.”

“I was married by a judge ( juez) . I should have asked for a jury ( jurado) .”
“Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.”


On the current crisis: We have paralysis by analysis.

A meeting is an event at which the minutes ( minutos y las actas) are kept and the hours are lost.

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